Golf is the marriage of physics and biology where power, centripetal force,rotational velocity, pendulum swing and the science of composite materials combine to affect the outcome of an object in time and space as a biological mass of organic material initiates an outcome that determines the objects final resting place in the universe.
Golf is totally cosmic, almost ‘divine’….and it comes with its own uniform.
That uniform, like golf, evolves to keep pace with humanities understanding of all things at that moment in time, a reflection of ‘where we are’.
In the 20th century, we used to think that this image below was the uniform required while initiating a God-like act that controls our own biology to transport objects through time and space….
The 21st century has an update to the uniform for the divine interventionist and cosmic spaceman where physics, biology and the science of composite materials now has a new friend…..the science of textiles.
The full list can be found at the link at the bottom of this article if you want to get stuck straight in.
Glenmuir Pique Polo Shirt
Plain Price From: £18.98 ex vat
Glenmuir Ladies Pique Polo Shirt
Plain Price From: £17.19 ex vat
Glenmuir Artemis Zip Neck Sweater
Plain Price From: £33.29 ex vat
- Supersoft and lightweight. Breathable.
- Contrast YKK
Glenmuir Ladies V Neck Cotton Sweater
Plain Price From: £27.20 ex vat
- 12 gauge. Set in sleeves. Lightweight. Rib knit neck, cuffs and hem. Machine washable. Branding above right hem.
- Length designed to sit above the hips to reduce hip drag annoyance.
- Glenmiur motif on the arm.
Sunderland Padded Gilet
Plain Price From: £45.94 ex vat
- Ultra lightweight. Showerproof. Breathable and windproof. Padded quilted front, back and collar. Full length contrast zip with chin guard. Contrast performance stretch Heavliy brushed on either the inside of the fabric such as sweatshirts or double sided for outdoor and micro fleeces.“>fleece backed side panels.
- This item is embroiderable only.
Sunderland Zip Neck Weatherbeater
Plain Price From: £57.44 ex vat
- Mesh lining.
- Waterproof, windproof and breathable.
- Water resistant zips.
- Zip neck with chin guard and inner storm.
- Contrast panels to collar, sleeves and body sides.
- Two front pockets and one internal pocket.
- Half elasticated cuffs with branded adjusters.
- Adjustable drawcord hem.
- Zip access for decoration.
- Branding on back of collar, right shoulder and lower sleeve.
Adidas 3 stripe gradient base layer
Plain Price From: £24.15 ex vat
50+ UPF fabric, gradient print on sleeves, contrast colour sleeves, engineered with puremotion stretch, adidas® performance logo centre chest.
- Can be printed with a heat applied transfer, not advisable for embroidery due to its light weight.
These products have all been scientifically and cosmically proven to improve your golf, like an equation, you put these garments on, they make you look good, you feel good and you want to get out, get seen, you play more golf.. digging those admiring glances, this makes you feel even better, you play more golf, all the time not realising that you are harnessing the power of the universe incrementally with each additional swing and improving your centripetal force mechanics. The universe rewards persistence, you have transcended.
Here are some more transcendental flesh coverings.
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